urghs.
i feel so horribly sad today.
i woke up.
felt fatt.
watched a cartoon. [okay tt felt good.] =D
had Piano Theory. booo. for TWO hours.
and when i wanted to play a game of
badminton n it RAINED and RAINED and RAINED.
got a gift of triple chocolate brownie.
[hmmm that was yummy too.] =P
and my hand is RED and SWOLLEN and ITCHY in my
RIGHT WRIST and ARM frm e POISON WASP bite
or whatever honking bug tt bit me.
my fingers are flaking.
i haf badt training tmr.
its confirmed.
i am stuck in F and N for e nxt 2 years
of my precious secondary life.
i hate myself.

tts it.
i am gg to scratch my swollen red hand
until it explodes and i will die of
loss of blood and enzema.
goodbye cruel woild...

woooh!
wooooh!
woooooh![ hehs sound lyk a train =P]

the lynn gurl is well and truly back in her hometown spore!
malaysia is a greatt place to visit
ahhhs but do i feel fat...

for the past few daes i have been
doing nothing but eating and sleeping
and gg around malaysia
oh my.

e sleeping spiritual being of myself
is taking over my entire self!
[no wonder its 11pm] 0.o
guess i gotta write laters

[CAUTION: hands and eyes shutting down
no...way..oftyping...anymor....arghss
tehh teehteehh*computer sounds*XD

dae started wit me fully alert
by the charming sound of my monotonous
piano playing wit my teacher.

went for badminton training later
[neva understand wad keeps me going to tt
exercise doom pit]
sweated so darn hard
i found the truth in e phrase
[drenched in ones own sweat]
bravo, moiself, bravo.

then i had this sudden inspiration
to travel all the way frm potong
pasir to bishan to fetch joyce
back from her own badminton
training [which i did]
brilliant if i do say so myself...
travelling such a distance wit strangers staring
at you at ur sweated out self wit a racket in hand
reeking of the very essence of stinko-ness. brilliant.

anewae joyce and i started touring j8
investing our savings on junk food
[gained back all the calories ive lost
at badminton by sampling e great taiwan
chilli-pepper deep-fried chicken
BUT IT WAS WORTH EVERY BITE]

on the way home wasnt sure
but i think we were hit by laughing gas
cuz we started laughing our heads off
wit every wordd. weirdd.

anewae todae i felt lyke crapping a whole lot
do you noe abt the murphys law?
it is:
wad can go wrong will go wrong.
then i think,
if murphy can haf his law,
i can haf my own law too rite?
so lynns law is:
if you counterbelieve murphys law
and if you have enough faith
wad you wan will come true.
think your law.

deepavali was great yesterdaes. =)
went to celebrate aunty chelseas burfdae...
went to really posh places
all impressive and grand -looking.

furst we went swimming in this huge indoor pool
the slide had a sudden steep drop at the end
and there was a big sauna bubble pool where we tried to catch
the most foam bubbles 0.o
it was all very exhilarating [chim, no?] =P
hehehs

then we went bowling at the [no kidding]
EsPlAnAde BowL but a pity my bowling was so terrible
i missed TwICe and was so depressed
i went on a chocolate cookie eating binge = delicious =
n just stuffed myself wit the cookies aunty may bought us
until i had a decent shot and just drank hot milo after tt. XD

we went to the karaoke lounge afterwards
the lounge had a beeg view of the padang and
we just sat down and watched the adults sing their hearts out
perry sang [he aint heavy, he's my brother] wit his dad
sometimes a little out of tune but dey make a deep duo
hahahaas

the chinese restaurant we went to
had a nice chinese food smell to it [ e oriental
steamed rice and braised seafood kind of smell ] very nice.
we tokd abt singapore idol [olinda! olinda!]
and how TAUFIK will be sg idol [olinda! olinda!]
then we ate abt 8 courses of food
e yinyang chicken ruling number one

and then we played pepsi-cola and catching [freeze and melt]
i was the catcher [yayys]
i was el champ of pepsi-cola [wld lyke to dedicate it to my
badminton training to give me fast reflexes] =D
catching was fun but too bad i pespired too much

had the burfdae cake out afterwards
a BEEG black forest cake wit LOTS of cream
i had two helpings [only]
and then it was back to catching and hide- and- seek
[was the seeker AGAIN]
ahh well it was still a fun time and anewaes
might be meeting them perry, celine and casey[ chubbiest boy eva ]
this christmas =P

i am in total awe now.
just watched the terminal movie n..
it RAWKS! =D

wheee

actually tts what i say to all movies i ve just watched =P
hehs
the terminal was so touching at first
i bet Tom Hanks had everybody on their knees and sobbing at e cinema
n he pronouced KraKhOZia so nicely too
like some sorta new potato crisps name - KraKHoziA XP
i cant believe the love part was so unfulfilled though..Amelia shoulda
dumped e old but rich looking man for Tom and give the show a better happy
ending...
but am oso very full now...
can u believe throughout e movie i ate through a WHOLE KILOGRAMME of
MANGOSTEENS. the notorious fruit for attracting ants.

darned black persistent ants they are tooo.
cant believe i still have so much homework left.

should be finished before Christmas though [D.U.H] =)

watched Shark Tale too.
very de farnie but it wasnt half as good as The Terminal
Will Smith was very funny though.
Angelina Jolie looked stupidly moronic as a fish though. =P

phew.
came back from my class chalet todae...
wheees!
ah lurved it =D

e FIRST eva time i played in an arcade...
as in those machines tt show race cars or wrestling pros
truly addictive.
DAYOKTA car racing rawks! best is only 33 outta 40 racing cars though...
[sniffs] pathetic. 0.o

one thing i cant forget though...
e darnd FOOD.
dun mind if i revisionize tt unbelivable feast? =P

we worked really hard though
it was raining [well drizzling]
when we tried to burn e charcoal n all =P

hmmmm
e mini chinese sausages were e best
and satays
n chicken wings
n marshmallows
n fried prawn mee
n potato salad [mMMmmMmmm]
n pizzzza pizzza pizzza by e ten thousand tonnes.

i really tot i was going to exploDe
if i looked one more piece of food in e eye though.
hehehehs
it was really funny though
when we were going to sleep
kept on watching me lyke i was going to repeat my stunt last year
really funny- it was fun too.

disappointed them though
but not me.
slept thru 5 hrs lyke a fatt pig.

anewae came back todae liao
but had e greatest fun last night
2S RAWKS mann

muscles aching liao though
wish i didnt play so much badt wit ang =P